Wondered why I haven’t posted anything for a few days now? Ok, ok, I confess: I was reading the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey, creatively entitled Fifty Shades Darker. But I wasn’t reading it for fun. No, seriously, I was studiously counting in order to be able to present you with some very interesting facts and numbers about our beloved “mommy porn”.
- In Fifty Shades Darker, Christian Grey has 23 orgasms in 8 days.
- That makes 2,875 orgasms per day.
- This adds up to approximately 80,500,000 sperms.
- This means if every sperm would achieve to fertilize an egg cell, the sperm ejaculated by Christian Grey within 8 days could re-populate Germany.
- Ana Steele burns about 2,400 calories due to sexual activities.
- This is about the amount of calories of 4 Big Macs.
- Setting the beginning of Ana’s menopause at age 50 and allowing her 2,5 sexual encounters per day, she will have sex 26462,5 times over the course of her reproductive years (average: 3000).